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procrastination final boss
ive got two projects (one is like a 3 page essay and the other is 1500 words + a map) and about 5 1/2 hours till theyre due (i just started)
im so totally not cooked!
#so totally cooked#its ok essays are easy#ima pull thru#1500 words is nothing#i wrote my trump x biden fanfic in like 2 hours#and that was 2500 words#soooo#im all good#procrastination
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Yes, they are all housemates or roommates (except for Vivi who's discord calling in another country RIP)
Part 2
#modern au#sanuso#usosan#stardew valley#one piece#op fanart#usopp#sanji#nefertari vivi#tony tony chopper#nico robin#luffy and zoro actually room together- usopp is only gaming on zoros computer because he wanted 2 keep it all a secret XD#cant do that while gaming right next to the man in question o _ o#Usopps computer is way better than zoros computer (cause usopp is an epic GAMER and not a filthy CASUAL)#so Zoro was totally down to switch with usopp (hes playing overwatch with every1 else rn)#that does unfortunately mean that he has to game next to the shit cook though XD
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when people refer to canon story-relevant kingdom hearts games as ‘spinoffs’ it makes me sad not only for the obvious reasons i always say but also bc like man i WISH this series had spinoffs. imagine what they could do if they had permission from nomura to truly go off the rails and ignore the greater canon for a second and just do some fun whimsical plotless thing in an alternate universe. imagine a fishing/boating game on destiny islands. kh fighting game. it is an injustice that we have been deprived of kingdom karts. can anyone hear me
#in terms of alternate gameplay and lack of reliance on plot#i feel like melody of memory is the closest thing kh has actually had to a spinoff#but even that is important in its own way in the end#union cross to a certain degree as well what with being an online multiplayer gacha type game#its original concept i would definitely classify as a spinoff game#bc it was set in a totally different world and time period and was supposed to be about customization and fun with friends#and nomura or someone said it wasn’t meant to be connected to the plot#but then like. he did very much go and give it a plot. like he went back on that almost immediately#and even then. given that the game is still very much combat and exploration#even from the beginning can it really be called a spinoff? it’s just kh in a different format#i’m talking like a game in which the objective is something totally different.#racing game or cooking game or fighting game or (another) rhythm game#ace attorney style detective game. dancing game. dude i don’t know#there are so many different flavors they could go with here#alas nomura is allergic to genuine whimsy which is hilarious given that this is a disney series#like he apparently was like ‘ohhh should we really let sora in smash? would it make sense in the story?’#my brother in christ surely we’re not supposed to interpret this as canon to kh right? right????#i guess it’s just that the kh franchise has a very specific pristine vibe he wants to maintain#which is disney shenanigans as a seasoning on top of a main dish of Stone Cold Serious Anime Plot#kingdom hearts#kh#mine: kh
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about illario working with the venatori, we can't forget that elgar'nan gifted him blood magic, so I do think that he somewhat influenced him and that's why he's so much more vindictive and jealous in comparison to tevinter nights. I don't mean that he's being mind controlled, but it's a bit like cyrian, a god just amplifying those negative emotions in you and promising power and glory can push a person to that edge and to make stupid af decisions.
im also not forgetting that zara line in inner demons where she talks about an envy demon. like. why an envy demon in specific...there's THINGS between zara and illario that were not shown
no literally if you get me talking about illario + envy + the possibility of getting him possessed, you will have me here for fucking ever. a non mage doing blood magic (any magic at all) is really weird and interesting to me and i don’t remember an example of this happening before (feel free to correct me tho lol. i’m discounting possessions and dwarves)
i had started wildly theorising after bloodbath that he had been possessed and he was tapping into the fade using an envy demon. especially like you said, zara mentions it, AND because i swear there’s a codex in the ossuary where it mentions an envy demon whereas spite is obviously determination, right? so i thought it was a breadcrumb trail to a big “illario is being influenced and doesn’t even know” reveal— same as you anon like great minds am i right— but i’m not sure there is actually any evidence of that lol. like maybe if you squint but i do believe it was explained away by “oh yeah, and elgarnan let him do special blood magic”
it does also make sense to me that illario can only control lucanis, due to being part of the same family. a bloodline thing, and it is very poetic to me that their shared family connection in caterina is what allows him to control lucanis, even for a moment lol. spite being the extra magical boost that lucanis needs to block that out ALSO makes sense to me so i’m not too fussed abt these details lol🤔
the envyllario in my heart also gets spectral weapons for himself. lucanis gets wings, illario gets talons, PLUS green-purple are complementary colors so it would have been really fun to see them clash with their spirit/demon-powers. the talon thing is also a kind of reflection of his end-goal desire, how envy demons already have those freaky hands, and it manifests as claws and is a much more aggressive, strength-augmenting manifestation (as opposed to manoeuvrability and speed-augmenting that spite’s wings give lucanis.) anyways that's what the diagram above is supposed to be (this is extremely hot to me)
#have been waiting all day to get out of work to draw what i have not stopped rotating in my head#also drawing is not totally clear yes that is lucanis using one hand to hold back illario trying to claw at him yayyyyyyy#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#my art#dragon age#veilguard spoilers#sorry. i was going to reply to this yesterday but my friend finished the lucanis questline#we were discussing this for a bit so the reply is a little more in depth and thought out#also both of the remaining dellamorte heirs both being possessed is fun to ME .#forget house dellamorte being cooked we HAVE to make sure they’re burning and smoking and potentially even on fire#i wish we got to make the crows actually confront what a possessed heir would mean#but that is largely overshadowed in the game by caterina’s kidnapping#and also feels underused because nothing of note goes terribly bad#he doesn’t even draw any blood when spite tries to kill illario#truly wish lucanispite would have gone out of control and killed someone. idk who tho#maybe. lol. jacobus come here. i need you to die tragically
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Imagine it's like, 10 years later and not only does Sanji realize that Zoro is kind of his best friend, but he also spends all of his time with him??? And he kind of loves him??? And in all of their time together, Sanji has rarely sought out other companionship (rarer over time) and Zoro has never seemed interested in it???
"OH MY GOD!"
"It's not a big deal, cook."
"I HAVEN'T SPENT A SINGLE DAY WITHOUT YOU IN SEVEN YEARS."
"And you've gotten on my nerves every single one of those 2,556 days."
"WE SHARE A BED!"
"I'm almost always on night watch and you're up before anyone else. Waste of space to each have our own."
"BUT WE SLEEP IN IT TOGETHER HALF THE TIME!"
"At least you don't kick in your sleep. And you always bitch about being cold when you're alone, so I'm not seeing the problem here."
"OH MY GOD, ARE WE DATING? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT ARE WE???"
#he's in an absolute crisis over it while zoro has always just shrugged and accepted every new stage of their dating-but-not-really intimacy#he still gets to fight the cook all he wants anyway so what's a little constant daily companionship and night cuddling between nakama?#note: zoro has never dated anyone and his last close friend before the Straw Hats was at age 11.#so his views of interpersonal relationships are a little skewed. Basically anything that isn't kissing or sex is ''stuff friends do''#imagine discovering during Sanji's crisis that they can have the exact same relationship but with added kissing and stuff??? total win#zosan
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olive oil + gigantes or butter beans (canned is easiest) + jarred basil and tomato sauce + heat a tablespoon of olive oil in saucepan + pour in tomato sauce and heat until it's simmering + drain beans and add to sauce + cover and simmer until beans are tender (about 15 minutes or so) + drizzle with olive oil and top with cheese (i used sharp cheddar but would also recommend feta) + eat with crusty bread YOU'RE WELCOME
#recipes#it's like a poorest of poor man's gigantes plakti but not baked#you could also totally do this in a dutch oven or slow cooker#anyways i'd been craving something along these lines for a few weeks but i've been so tired (love being chronically ill 🤪) and cooking has#felt daunting; this was extremely low effort and ended up being really good and filling and something i will definitely make again
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idgaf anymore
#splatoon#octoling#inkling#natlan#mualani#kinich#pearl houzuki#pearl splatoon#marina ida#marina splatoon#nyxxxpng#i these are totally my ocs that i made from scratch and not two pieces of media im fixated on mushed together#i originally made this bcz i lost a bet but i started cooking so i did mualani as pearl too
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cant stop thinkin bout charles and erik readin together on the couch but instead of reading with him charles is listening to eriks thoughts while he reads. Live mind commentary ……..
#xmen#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#snap chats#the rare time i post an idea of mine only because i really cant think of a way id draw this#usually i hoard my ideas cause i like surprising you guys but this aint really one i feel like drawing so. For You my friends#like i COULD but. idk just isnt particularly something im itching to draw it just seems cute#but anyways no chat let me cook alright hear me out cause i talk in my brain all the time while i read#sometimes i stop reading just to think about a bit i read yeah#i want charles to listen in on all of eriks side comments or observations he makes while reading something#like if he wanted to charles could read the whole book in less than five minutes- maybe shorter than that#and that aint fun that aint cool …. so time for Audible: Husband Edition. With Commentary#ITD BE SO COZY just hangin out by the fireplace …. maybe its snowin outisde … if snow even exists anymore atp#a light fire cracklin and the study SEEMS totally quiet otherwise and yet…..#charles has been locked in to erik’s off-the-cuff literary analysis and mild comments for the past twenty minutes. its simple but its bliss#charles doesnt have to worry about being seen as invasive .. he doesnt have to suppress his powers …#the rare occasion erik lets charles into his mind for somethin so innocent .. ive made myself sick i fear#see now i wanna try writing a fic but 1.) have written in years 2.) id have to really think hard on how erik would commentate on a book#hm…… actually i do wonder what erik’s commentary on The Fable of the Bees would be …..#IN ANY CASE. maybe - at the very least- i can draw cherik by the fireplce someday ….#thatd be cute … hm …. depends on if i get in the mood for it down the line#anyways i have to drive back to my dorm !!! boo !!!! so good night everyone !!!!!
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Overheard at the bau
JJ: "...Why are you here, Babe?"
Emily, sitting under a tree: "Sergio climbed up there"
JJ: "...He can't get back down?"
Emily: "Nope"
JJ: "...Why did you adopt the stupidest cat there is?"
Emily: "He reminded me of Spencer-"
#criminal minds#bau#emily prentiss#incorrect quotes#paget brewster#jemily#aj cook#jennifer jareau#spencer reid#matthew gray gubler#Sergio#Sergio the cat#Totally not BC my cat got up a tree again#And she's so so dumb#God she is dumb#She spent 5 hours stuck last year#And now again????#And that's why she only goes outside on a leash#So goddamn stupid
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WHO IS THIS PINK HAIR GENTLEMAN YOU JUST POSTED? HES SO PRETTY???
he's Hayate from Ride Kamens! 🦩 he is my bird son a very silly guy who's part of a superhero (well...hero-ish) group trying to take down a cult, although his real passion is lattes. also, he is very pink!
(the fancy outfit was just for a game event, alas, although I spent way too much time grinding to get the pink variant so now it is mine forever, mwahaha. >:)
#ride kamens#joseimuke games are serious business#i think koki is my favorite of the wisdoms just because he's such a little freak#(leave him alone!!! he's just a goth who wants to cook!!!!!)#but hayate is SO pink and SO silly i can't help but love him#i mean yes it's a calculated silliness but he is also just kinda silly#look SOMEBODY'S gotta be the fun one here okay#time for another night of hayate carrying the entire lounge on his back#(wisdom has really grown on me...they were probably the group i was least interested in based on the promos)#(but now i'm like yes please more of koki pretending to poison everyone and nobody being entirely sure if he's serious or not)#(and i've got THEORIES about them!!!!)#(though i do need to catch up on event stories because they might drop some ridiculously huge reveal just at total random)#(AGAIN)#(AS IS THEIR WAY)#(takahashi no stop putting important lore in totally missable places i'm begging you)#(i mean i'm loving the drama. but also.)
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Not them getting together to take revenge on Mephisto
#I'd like to point out that Diavolo is 100% in on this because even if he HAD heard someone say that Mephisto liked Solomon's cooking#he'd be able to tell that they were lying because he has that lying detector skill/power or whatever#plus he knows Solomon's cooking is shit#so him seeing Mephisto's reaction to eating it and saying “is it really THAT good?!” doesn't make any sense and is in no way honest XD#man is really just pretending to not know what's happening which makes this EVEN FUNNIER#meanwhile Barbatos is just there witnessing his son and guy-his-son-is-totally-not-in-love-with poison this man together lol#obey me#obey me nightbringer#omnb#omnb lesson 30 hard mode#obey me lucifer#obey me diavolo#obey me mephistopheles#obey me barbatos#obey me nightbringer spoilers#om mephisto#om lou#om barb#om dia#om brothers#om demon lord's castle#☙ no creativity for names ✾
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second part of this silly idea, owen doesn't wanna disappoint his new summer friend and noah watches from affar
#total drama#total drama au#td noah#td owen#td leshawna#vitocosas#they put owen and leshawna together in the cooking stand because of fatphobia but they make do with what they are given#and owen is being so brave about it guys like so so so brave he deserves a treat he thinks
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im trying way too hard designing packaging stuff LMAO
#UHHHHHH maybe ill make this a print bc wtf i kinda cooked??#still needs adjustments but omg#shoves peircings nail polish and heart glasses on levi#yeah thats totally my mascot#thx isayama hes mine now#oh i love drawing this man so much :((((((((((((((
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Rangi angrily making Kyoshi noodles right after storming out of the room telling her she's "done with her"
#the shadow of kyoshi#rangshi#finally started reading this again#poor kyoshi having a total breakdown#meanwhile rangi is just cooking noodles with HER OWN firebending since kyoshi hasnt eaten since yesterday 🤣#and hei-ran 'well she got over that faster than expected' fjdkdkfklskdkdk#they are disasters#i love them so much
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"it makes them get an… um… musical sense and, uh, gets to the point of the… fast progress."
#gorillaz#gorillaz band#gorillaz art#gorillaz fanart#noodle gorillaz#gorillaz noodle#phase 1#gorillaz phase 1#phase 1 gorillaz#nessie.art#my art#tumblr totally cooked the quality on this one but i feel like it adds to it a bit so. i accept it begrudgingly
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Th....thinking about domestic!suguru who always makes his plates of food look good for his bb <3 whether it be breakfast, dinner or a snack, he always makes it look good in case his bb wants to take a pic 😊
this is making me feel so warm & soft bc you’re so right anon… i think one of his biggest love languages is acts of services and that includes making meals for his beloved! i think if you two live together then he’s absolutely perfected his recipes for your favorite meals, and if you don’t live together then TRUST that he’s toiled away in the kitchen with a stained apron, hair pulled back with wild pieces covering his face, and a small smile after he’s tasted his meal cooked with love (he can’t wait to cook your meal and casually bring it over one day — a small smirk on his face as he says “it was nothing!”)
((IT WAS ABSOLUTELY SOMETHING… satoru had to calm him down on the phone when he spiraled about if you would like the food or not)) (((satoru offered to be a taste tester and finished all the food -> suguru PROMPTLY bonked him on the head w a frying pan)))
BUT YOU’RE SO RIGHT!!!!! i think he feels especially honored and excited when you take a picture of the food he made because he PRIDES himself on plating! i’m talking abt he can do cute animal shapes one day and then elegant michelin style plating the next — my man has RANGE! <333 i think suguru ALSO has a notes app of your favorite food/snacks/beverages and ALSO an album of food he’s made for you/food you’ve made for him :’)
i think food is one of his biggest love languages :’) he wants you to eat well and bonus points if he can feed you with all the love too :’) if he fusses over you please let him, he just loves you so much & you’re too adorable 🙂↕️ and if you want to learn how to cook/already know, then suguru’s favorite activity/pastime is cooking with you :’) it’s very intimate and sweet, love belongs in the kitchen!
#asks#anon#this was so cute i had to answer it immediately 🙂↕️🩷#i think this goes for a suguru who eats curses too — he’s not picky abt food bc anything tastes better than a curse#i think his tastebuds aren’t totally honed so sometimes he’s nervous to make you food bc he’s worried it would taste bad#but he has food testers around him (satoru nanami haibara shoko utahime) to make sure your food is wonderful!#and he writes down EXACT measurements and once he’s comfortable making it then he just knows everything by heart and likes to play w it#and as for a no-curses au 🙂↕️ we know that man is HUSBAND. a beautiful demon in the kitchen#he can chef up ANYTHING! loves teaching/learning abt cooking & different cuisines! and loves grocery shopping with you 🥹#(aka you sitting in the cart throwing junk food in while suguru isn’t looking and him sighing fondly when he sees you surrounded by snacks)#((he bonks you on the head w green onions after . he’s my wife))#snippets#<- bc i might need to put this concept in my fic omg
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